So I have this thing I do where I’m stupid. Don’t worry – it’s endearing. Trust me.
Every year I fight this battle. It’s epic. Think the 300 Spartans holding their ground at Thermopylae. The charge of the Light Brigade. The Alamo. Custer. The Starks of Winterfell against… well, pretty much everyone. (Noticing a theme?)
Hey, I’m trying.
The blog is 3 1/2 years old. I started this as a means to explore my creative side and free myself from the fear of failure. I’m happy with what I’ve written. I’ve written all kinds of stuff and stayed true to my goals. Along the way, my posts have been viewed more than 39k times. I laughed, cried, and raged on this blog.
But it’s never the wrong time for a little dose of humility.
Friend-o, we got us a dilemma here. What if my Expression is standing on the outside taking pictures of inane bureaucracy?
That’s okay. I prefer my Expression free-range as opposed to cage-raised.
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