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Chapter 140: In Which The Universe (And An Internet Marketing Consultant) Show Me That I Am Not Nearly As Witty As I Think I Am

Hey, I’m trying.

The blog is 3 1/2 years old. I started this as a means to explore my creative side and free myself from the fear of failure. I’m happy with what I’ve written. I’ve written all kinds of stuff and stayed true to my goals. Along the way, my posts have been viewed more than 39k times. I laughed, cried, and raged on this blog.

But it’s never the wrong time for a little dose of humility.

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Please Ensure Your Freedom Meets the Approved Parameters

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Friend-o, we got us a dilemma here. What if my Expression is standing on the outside taking pictures of inane bureaucracy?

That’s okay. I prefer my Expression free-range as opposed to cage-raised.

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July 28, 2014 · 9:37 pm

News from the Interwebz – March 3, 2012

Next: Bank of America announces plans for a “newer, better Death Star.” Spokesman boasts, “We’ve improved upon the original model and removed some minor design flaws related to the thermal exhaust ports.”

 

Biden campaign staff corrects original press release, adds key word “Up.”

 

Accused woman explains that she may have to downsize from current 30,000 square foot home to pay for her legal defense. Wonders how she will survive in a house with only 15 bedrooms, 12 baths.

 

Related news: Porn companies across the planet announce, “We need more talent- right now!”

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