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Might be slightly off but good for a chuckle.

No Talking!

People fascinate me. I am, truly, an ardent fan of human quirks. I can sit and watch people for a LOOOOOONG time.

At heart, I am a shy person. I’m not the one that goes into a room full of strangers and starts chatting people up. I am very content to sit with my thoughts and simply watch as the human condition plays out in front of me.

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Twelve Steps for the Dollar Store

I am a dollar store junkie.

It’s embarrassing but I’m committed to this writing process and need to reveal truths in my work. So there it is. I’m an idiot for dollar stores.

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Marvel Movie Marathon Maniac (Spoiler-Free)

Happy belated Star Wars Day! (aka May the Fourth Be With You!)

Two days ago Marvel’s The Avengers opened in the United States. I’d been waiting for this movie for some time so when I saw that the local movie chain was taking part in the Marvel Movie Event (a marathon beginning at 2:15 pm with Iron Man and culminating with the 12:01 am Avengers premiere) I knew that was how I’d be spending my Thursday. I started beating the drum on Facebook about two weeks before the event. By the time Thursday afternoon arrived I had quite a group of guys ready to nerd it up.

On a hunch, I brought my pocket notepad with me as I figured the event might inspire some writing. Also, I thought that tweeting between movies might be entertaining. Here it is- enjoy!

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The Words Must Flow!

A reminder from Muad'Dib

“We call that one MOOSER!”

Thanks Matta for the encouragement!

(I’m working on getting Matta to start posting his comics. They’re funny and worth sharing!)

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News from the Interwebz – March 3, 2012

Next: Bank of America announces plans for a “newer, better Death Star.” Spokesman boasts, “We’ve improved upon the original model and removed some minor design flaws related to the thermal exhaust ports.”

 

Biden campaign staff corrects original press release, adds key word “Up.”

 

Accused woman explains that she may have to downsize from current 30,000 square foot home to pay for her legal defense. Wonders how she will survive in a house with only 15 bedrooms, 12 baths.

 

Related news: Porn companies across the planet announce, “We need more talent- right now!”

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