News from the Interwebz – March 3, 2012

Next: Bank of America announces plans for a “newer, better Death Star.” Spokesman boasts, “We’ve improved upon the original model and removed some minor design flaws related to the thermal exhaust ports.”

 

Biden campaign staff corrects original press release, adds key word “Up.”

 

Accused woman explains that she may have to downsize from current 30,000 square foot home to pay for her legal defense. Wonders how she will survive in a house with only 15 bedrooms, 12 baths.

 

Related news: Porn companies across the planet announce, “We need more talent- right now!”

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