Daily Archives: March 2, 2012

Trying Something New

We’ll see how my jokes (all 4 of them!) go in the “News from the Interwebz” post goes. (Did you read it? No? Go ahead- I’ll wait here…)

I woke around 1 AM and had some thoughts that turned into that post. This could be a revolutionary new concept- a satirical review of news headlines! Next up, I plan to start a talk show, like Sally Jesse Raphael and Phil Donohue have, but instead of morning or afternoon- I’ll be on late at night. I’ll have a band, I’ll do a funny speech to open each show using a review of current events, I’ll have comedians and interesting people on, etc. I think I’m really onto something here…

Seriously, I’ve embraced this process and that includes putting myself out there. If my jokes fall flat, I’ll try something else. But I’ve already spent too much time being afraid of failing at this. I’m going to write, reflect, and continue. If you’re trying to transform yourself, hang onto your courage throughout your journey. You’ve got to expect a few missteps. The important thing is that you keep moving forward.


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News from the Interwebz – March 3, 2012

Next: Bank of America announces plans for a “newer, better Death Star.” Spokesman boasts, “We’ve improved upon the original model and removed some minor design flaws related to the thermal exhaust ports.”


Biden campaign staff corrects original press release, adds key word “Up.”


Accused woman explains that she may have to downsize from current 30,000 square foot home to pay for her legal defense. Wonders how she will survive in a house with only 15 bedrooms, 12 baths.


Related news: Porn companies across the planet announce, “We need more talent- right now!”

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